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ChuckNorris9001
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PostSubject: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:27 am

Hail, my fine yeomen (and the ladies, of course >.>)! I, Chuck Norris of Texas, have chosen to join this brave group of knights! I bring my valor, my strength, and my ability to dispatch a most painful roundhouse kick to the face at seemingly unnecessary moments! A pleasure to be acquainted with you all
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:31 am

WELCOME!
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:50 am

I thank thee, my lady. NOW ARE THERE ANY DEMONS WHO HAVE BEEN TROUBLING YOUR KINGDOM!? I SHALL DISPATCH THEM TO THE NETHERWORLD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK OR TWO!
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:52 am

No.. No demons. There are some rogue spidren and centaurs in the Forest of Amskir though... O_O They're easy to spot. They'r the ones wreaking havoc in other creature's territories...
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:26 am

Don't worry my lady, for they shall perish quickly. However, first, I shall neglect my duties, and go to sleep, or, to be more precise, go to wait for the next victim to walk by me.
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:37 pm

Oh dear heavens. Who is this bumbling idiot?
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:11 pm

Frozen Sparrow, must you always be judgemental of the new members? ^_^"
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:21 pm

IAMNOTJUDGEMENTAL! D:< I am merely basing my opinion on them on how they introduce themselves, you know.
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:23 pm

Hahaahaa. Okay, okay. ^_^" You are not judgemental
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:24 pm

Damn straight I am not xP
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:38 pm

Okaaaaaay... i should make another tavern forum for the Golden Star Spear...
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:54 pm

*roundhouse kicks Jennifuh for over 9000 damage + critical hit + super-effective* Bumbling idiot? Thou hath insulted me for the last time, KNAVE!

P.S. Lady Tia, I apologize sincerely for dislocating Frozen Sparrow's pancreas with that roundhouse kick. *Hands over 69 gold* That's for repairing the damages (in other words, don't waste it on a hospital bill for Jenn, give it the Janitor who had to wipe her remains off the floor with a mop) x]

P.S.S. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? WHY DOES IT SAY "ROOKIE" ON CHUCK NORRIS's PROFILE? *demands justice*
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:30 pm

*chuckles softly*

Don't worry, you won't be a rookie for much longer. Just be glad the ranking isn't "noob", but i guess it's just as bad. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:54 pm

Ack!
Please, legendary knight, do not invoke your wrath upon this innocent kingdom!
We have done nothing to anger you, oh challenger of the gods!
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:15 am

*murmurs*... I-i don't think the gods would like to be provoked... They can get very n-nasty...
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:03 am

My good sirs Malchiore and Namort, thou needst not worry. I hath come only to rid thine fair kingdom of evil. Thus, unless thou art evil, thou needst not fear my wrath. (Unless you upset me like Jenn just did >.>)
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:34 am

Good thing I work for the Crown then... I wouldn't want Chuck Norris out to get me...
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:56 am

Ahaha.. I'll stay on your good side then.
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PostSubject: Re: All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick   Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:52 am

Sir Norris, if ever you should need anything in your unquestionably noble quests you may always ask for this kingdom's help.
...Not that you need it, or anything.
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